Captain Wayne Vacation Desperation Game Full Free Download

The hot pink-wearing, fish-chomping, cigar-huffing Captain Wayne refuses to let anything stand between him and his gory conquest to rob and humiliate every rich asshole around the globe.

After losing his arm in a terrible encounter with the legendary Vampire Whale, Wayne replaced it with his trusty shotgun, The Captain’s Ol’ Reliable, and sailed with it across the seven-and-a-half seas in his vessel, the S.S. Salty.

When an unexpected run-in with a group of evil mercenaries leaves him marooned on Orca Isle with his ship stolen, Wayne starts doing what he does best: annihilating everyone responsible.

Equipped with a double barreled shotgun for an arm, countless explosives, and a bad attitude, you’ll have to go toe-to-toe with The Killer Whales, the most ruthless mercenaries in all the seven-and-a-half seas.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO EMBODY THE CAPTAIN? Let’s find out.

Minimum:
• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS *: Windows Vista
• Processor: Intel i3 2100 or higher
• Memory: 6 GB RAM
• Graphics: 1 GB of VRAM with OpenGL 3.3 (GeForce GTX 630 or higher)
• Storage: 900 MB available space
• Sound Card: One (1) from: Concertina, Hurdy-Gurdy, or Blowhorn
Additional Notes: Her bow ‘n stern must sort your cargo and prevent any a tide’s turn.

Recommended:
• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
• Processor: Intel i5-3570k
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: 1 GB of VRAM with OpenGL 3.3 (GeForce GTX 630 or higher)
• Storage: 900 MB available space
• Sound Card: Make sure it can handle our game’s OST on 500% volume.
Additional Notes: An be she big enough to harbour yer cap’n in the privacy o’ his own quarters!